Because I do not give a flying f*** about rules, I'M NOT POSTING THEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Anyways, I'll put some questions down below. If you feel an urgent burning desire to answer them, go right ahead.

tagged me, so go say hi.

1. What did you want to be when you grew up as a child?

I wanted to be an astronaut, I think. yeah, i know, really original or whatever. shut up.

2. Did it happen?/Do you think it will?

Nope. and nope. I'm sunk too deeply into hedonism and the tumblr lifestyle to consider it.

3. What's your favorite band?

oh god... i think it's a tie here between Gaelic Storm, Nightwish, and Chameleon Circuit, with the brilliant composers Danny Elfman, Nicholas Hooper, Klaus Badelt, Hans Zimmer, and James Horner running an insanely close second. Seriously, guys, they're practically sitting on each other, that's how close the race is.

4. Do you fucking hate tags as much as I do?

they do sometimes frustrate me, yes. but not with any sort of burning, fiery passion.

5. Do you want to kill me because I tagged you?

nope!

6. Do you at least want to kill me because my questions are lame?

also nope. i'll save the murders for the misogynistic fucktrumpets who are all too common in today's society.

7. Who's your favorite Doctor Who character and why?

whoo, you really know how to pick them... i have to say, i think that the Ninth Doctor is a total boss. i mean, seriously. have you seen him? Sass. Master. plus he has a lot less appreciation than he should, due to the asshats who insist on SKIPPING him. i mean, seriously. DON'T SKIP NINE, or i swear to whatever higher power you believe in i will find you, kidnap you, and disembowel you with a blunt and rusty spork.

8. If you had to, how would you classify/label yourself (ex: emo, goth, nerd, geek, jock, etc.)?

introvert, above all. nerd. fangirl. (i belong to way too many fandoms for my own good, can recite every detail of every New Who episode you could ask for, and given the choice i'll willingly ignore any and all interactions with people not over the internet. make of that what you will.)

9. What's your favorite swearword? Mine's 'fuck'.

yes, i noticed. i do like it, very useful, although that might come more from its proliferation on tumblr than anything else. but i don't really have a preference.

10. Want to go torture IvoryMoonn for tagging me in the middle of the goddamn fucking night?

ehehehehe... you can't run forever, IvoryMoonn... EHEHEHEHE... i will FIIIIND youuu... and then? when i have you all stretched out on the rack? i'll summon my buddy Alistair. the head torturer demon, yeah? i'll summon him, and then we can have some fun... ohhh, i can see it now. little bits of you, torn off slowly, s very VERY slowly... and the blood will be set aflame, and your stomach gouged open and rotted from the inside, and every terror you have will come up to consume you, and you'll be begging for something as sweet as torture before we've even warmed up. you see where this is going? good.

11. What's your favorite number? Even have one?

i do like threes and fives and sevens. so smooth...

12. Who is your favorite author?

i have way too many. okay. J.K. Rowling, our queen. Jonathan Maberry, writer of brilliant zombie novels. Brian Jacques, of the Redwall series. Suzanne Collins, not just for the Hunger Games. Her Gregor the Overlander series is brilliant. Scott Westerfeld, for the LEviathan trilogy (Uglies was good, Pretties was okay. Specials was worse. Extras was - just NO). need i continue?

13. Do you think the number 13 is really unlucky?

nope! media hype is stupid. it's just a number.


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okay, time for my questions! only answer if you want to.

1. WHAT... is your name?
2. WHAT... is your quest?
3. WHAT... is your favorite color?
4. have you ever had a recurring/serial nightmare? if so, what was it about?
5. if you could have either fangs, claws/talons, or a tail, which would you choose and why?
6. what kind of breakfast cereal represents you, and why?
7. do you have a tumblr? if so, are you more a fandom or a hipster blog? (if you're a hipster blog, what do you hipsters POST about, anyway?) what's your URL?
8. have you ever pranked the people at Starbucks with a fandom name? ()i.e. putting down your order name as 'Primrose Everdeen', then when they call out the order stand up and shout I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!)
9. what is your favorite race in Middle-Earth? (Lord of the Rings, if you MUST have clarification.)
10. if you could assign a color to any emotion, which emotion would it be? which color?
11. why the bloody hell am i in your Watch?